June 4, 2012 • 958 notes • thedoctorsmcnuggies

Someone I know on facebook made a status saying how much she likes icecream

and within 3 comments it had grown into an argument about some girl breaking up with her boyfriend

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June 4, 2012 • 7,585 notes • shavingryansprivates
mom: *calls my name*
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom: *yells my name*
me: what
mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
June 4, 2012 • 9,003 notes • awesomephilia

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June 4, 2012 • 15,933 notes • unsexual


in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape 

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June 4, 2012 • 2,608 notes • onlylolgifs

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June 4, 2012 • 6,570 notes • dancingtilldawn

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June 4, 2012 • 40,646 notes • mazzellotov

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June 4, 2012 • 4,286 notes • m4tsumoto


i will never have a reason to use this gif

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June 4, 2012 • 18,567 notes • ifyoucarryonthisway


how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

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June 3, 2012 • 8,348 notes • moltres


that face you make when you’re about to sneeze but the sneeze isn’t coming out

*cough* zannie *cough*

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